THE CULPR.IT

Earlier this month, Nate Robinson surprised sneakerheads everywhere, stunting on the San Antonio Spurs in Air Yeezy 2's. How epic would if during today's game, the Mavs laced up and wore some of the most sought after sneakers designed in the past two decades.

Kamikaze II

Legend has it, Shawn Kemp snatched dollar bills off backboards on the regular back in his hey day. As a result, Reebok commisioned the "Kamikazes" for Kemp, to embody his vulgar disregard for gravity. So who better to pay homage to hops like those than Mr. Half Man/Half Amazing, Vince Carter.

Nike Air Penny II

Next to the Jordan and Mars commercials, Penny and Lil Penny garner a close second. And not only did Penny launch some 30 second television gold, he orchestrated some dope drops. We would love to see Mr. Mayo drop 30 in a pair of Penny's.

Nike Air Foamposite One Galaxy

Peep Cunningham's Instagram feed, and you'll learn firstand that Cunningham's copped mounds of Foamposites. We believe Cunningham to be the future of the Mavs backcourt and as the future first line of defense against the galaxies most vile ballers, the Galaxy Foamposite is definitely the sneaker for the job.

Nike Air More Uptempo

These shoes weren't made for parking lot Pippen. They were made to hoop in. And even if you have only managed to secure nosebleed seats, these sneakers resound with the true Nike bravado that rings to the rooftops.

Nike Air Jordan 13

Did you really think we'd exclude a pair of J's? the pinnacle/zenith/apex of shoemanship.

Nike Air Mag

A true boss needs a shoe that is metaphysically dope in the past, present, and future. It's comforting to know that if these elusive sneakers ever landed in El Hefe's hands, he'd hire a team of German engineers to equip his mags with authentic lace up technology.

On March 30th, the Bulls will need all the menswear magic they can muster as they land in Dallas to face Dirk aka The German Moses. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW and possibly catch a glimpse of the $2,000 Air Yeezy 2's in person.